averypottermormon:

midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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that was not nice

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lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

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freshbottled:

Seven Half-Bloods shall answer the call…

freshbottled:

Seven Half-Bloods shall answer the call…

(via prissyjackson)

// Reblog if you are insecure about anything below://

twlohasmp:

-weight
-appearance
-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-weird hobbies
-friends (or lack of)
-body
-personality
-family
-religion

Who ever reblogs this will get a message in their inbox.

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// ANON HOUR//

whimsical-crossing:

EVERYTHING ANSWERED, NOTHING DELETED

(via wisekelp)

// pickup lines!//

byedobby:

i have nothing to do right now,so if you reblog this,i’ll send you an extra cheesy pickup line + will probably follow some of you guys.

:D

(via wisekelp)

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

(Source: little-blue-aeroplane, via wisekelp)

unique-color:

Enthusiastic Selfies. :D

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  • my sister:

    oh my god

  • me:

    what?

  • my sister:

    i just realized something

  • me:

    ?

  • my sister:

    gaston is a nice guy.

  • me:

    ...? um, no, sorry, he's an asshole.

  • my sister:

    no, no, no, gaston is a 'nice guy'. think about it. he spends the whole beginning of the movie trying to be friendly to belle. everyone else in that town thinks she's a bookish freak with a crazy man for a father, but gaston like, talks to her and sort of tries to take an interest in her activities and compliments her and stuff with the complete 100% expectation that she's going to pay him back by being in a relationship with him. he tunes out what she actually says because he doesn't really think of her as a person, just a pretty trophy who should react to him the right way if he does the right things.

  • me:

    huh

  • my sister:

    and then when she hooks up with someone else, he gets all angry and shouty and insists that this other guy is a monster and she's lost her damn mind because she was supposed to fall for HIM, not someone else, and then he goes and stirs up the townsfolk into an angry mob and turns the whole thing into a witch hunt over his wounded pride.

  • me:

    O_O

  • my sister:

    gaston is a nice guy.

brennbug:

thethroneoffire:

nicowantsthediangelo:

praetoreynar:

a-spork:

thespencerray:

brianlikesmen:

thecultspriest:

eruhption:

troyesivan:

joshpeckofficiall:

look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way

june matzoh ball soup

february spaghetti

november meatloaf

June Hot Cheeto

April Cheese

february pizza

march stuffing

November Cheese

february matzoh balls

april chips 

December gator nuggets

brennbug:

thethroneoffire:

nicowantsthediangelo:

praetoreynar:

a-spork:

thespencerray:

brianlikesmen:

thecultspriest:

eruhption:

troyesivan:

joshpeckofficiall:

look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way

june matzoh ball soup

february spaghetti

november meatloaf

June Hot Cheeto

April Cheese

february pizza

march stuffing

November Cheese

february matzoh balls

april chips

December gator nuggets

(Source: vfilthy)

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